Sung to the tune of “Cat People,” by David Bowie.

TRUMP PEOPLE 

Seen your face on TV
Feels like it’s been a thousand days.
Worse than an STD
It’s been so long!
 
Do you say what you really believe?
What you’ve done to America’s so wrong


So hurtful and so mean 


Wish you would say, “so long!”
 
And you’ve been putting out fire with gasoline.
 
We’re sick of your little dance and song
Fool the bigots and wash their minds.
We’re done playing nice, sound the gong!
Don’t talk to us about being kind.
 
You’re so, so wrong!
 
As for Mike Pence, you must be blind
Lunatic could become prez in a heartbeat
Or perhaps as soon as it’s “Mueller Time”


Can’t believe he’ll be any better than you.
 
Wish you would say, “so long!”


C’mon! Just say “so long!”
 
And you’ve been putting out the fire with gasoline


Putting out the fire


With gasoline
 
(Drum solo)
 
See the kids in cages? You fiend!
Your heart’s three sizes too small, like the Grinch.
Damage you’re doing, so mean!
As you and your boss keep getting more rich?
 
See your boss’s tweets so petty


We can’t stand his thousands of lies


Wish you’d be gone already 


Just can’t believe what we’ve been through!

You’ve been lying so long.
You’ve been disgusting so long.
And you’ve been putting out the fire with gasoline


Putting out fire with gasoline!
 
Disgusting so long
Lying so long
Well, it’s been so long
President so long
He’s been putting out fire
Fingers not long
Well, it’s been so long
Hurting us so long
Been putting out fire
Say so long
It’s been so long
Say so long
Been putting out fire
Say so long
 
Say so long, so long, so long
Say so long, so long, so long
Been putting out fire
Say so long, so long, so long
Been putting out fire
Say so long, so long, so long

Thanks to Parker Malloy for the idea!